From conversation, browsing blogs, reading comments, listening to politicians, and watching debates on news channels over the past year, I've grouped all prohibitionists into six major groups that distinctly stand apart from each other and can be taken on, one-by-one, to win the conversation for rational policy:
The Cynical Stoner, The Thumper, The MADDer, The Politician, The Prioritizer, and The Hater
